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Just Cause was far from what I'd consider a perfect game, or a classic, but it was a fun little surprise in the early days of the Xbox 360, while I...
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07 December 2009 @ 01:41 pm
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December 7th, 2009: If you're not shipping to the United States, TOMORROW (Tuesday!) is your the last day you can get sexy exciting merchandise in time for Christmas. You should really order soon, everyone! MAYBE YOU WILL ORDER THIS CHAP RIGHT HERE:
 Also: thank you, everyone who has bought stuff!! You are each and all awesome. – Ryan | |||
07 December 2009 @ 12:00 am
Meeting With Corporate
I'm just kiddin' kind of. The holiday rush at TopatoCo is a beast that is hard to predict, and also I heard that there was like, something wrong with the economy and our sales would be much slower as a result. To make a long story less long but equally stupid I didn't order quite enough holiday stock at TopatoCo and now we're all hustlin' like insane people! But we're gonna do it! We're gonna try to not ruin Christmas for you as hard as we can.Watch those deadlines.
We got Dr. T-Shirt and some others running shirts like 25 hours a day! The plan for next year is that everybody gets replaced with Robots shaped like sexy women, and if you write us an e-mail it gets answered by someone who lives on the Moon.
It is because of thinking like this that I am in charge of a relatively successful corporation. I love my dumb old job.
07 December 2009 @ 01:03 am
Jeez, so many (okay, just two) callbacks in this strip. As my archive grows ever larger and more intimidating I'm gonna have to watch out and make sure new strips don't devolve entirely into references to things that happened hundreds of strips ago.
Also you will be pleased to know that in a fit of holiday cheer I have ordered my legal team to allow David Willis' various websites to continue operating even as I pursue legal action against him for his heinous, impertinent theft of my characters. I expect to literally own him by the end of the year, but I figure I might as well allow him the small mercy of pretending he still controls his own fate.
(Before you email me THAT LAST PARAGRAPH WAS A JOKE. Some of you people have no grasp of the concept of sarcasm.)
One last thing: this coming weekend I will be in Austin, TX for WEBCOMICS RAMPAGE! I've never been to Austin before, I hope some of you will show up and say hi. That would be rad.
See you tomorrow!
07 December 2009 @ 12:13 am
04 December 2009 @ 04:57 am
This is why you don't see more anecdotes in comics. It leads to walls of text.
See you Monday!
04 December 2009 @ 04:52 am
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December 4th, 2009: You guys, there's something awesome that is finally available for sale, just in time for Christmas!!
The deadline for international orders on all Dinosaur Comics stuff is December 8th (and that's with USPS INTERNATIONAL PRIORITY shipping!) so you should order by next Tuesday if you're not sending to the US! – Ryan | |||
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03 December 2009 @ 12:00 am
What Is It Good For
I got some opinions about war! I think that the "Bludgeoning the Shit out of Everything" method to diplomacy can be effective in except cases where accidentally killing little kids is a routine side-effect of your bludgeoning. In my mind it's really hard to declare anything a "victory" when you've accidentally killed a bunch of little kids in the process. For example, let's jump forward three years. General: "The United States is officially declaring victory in Afghanistan." Reporter: "Uh, what about all those little kids you accidentally killed?" General, quietly belligerent: "Victory."
I guess it's a good thing for the restaurant manager to listen closely to what the cooks are saying but at the end of the day the cooks don't decide how much the fried chickens need to cost in order for the chicken lady to get paid.
03 December 2009 @ 11:34 am
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December 3rd, 2009: You guys, there's something awesome that is finally available for sale, just in time for Christmas!!
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02 December 2009 @ 05:46 pm
It's the holiday season, and with all of the obnoxious overplayed music and decorations that show up way too early come holiday sales. And the Ctrl...
02 December 2009 @ 12:00 am
A Cautionary Tale
There are probably a few hundred of you that don't know what a "Bang Bus" is, and are curious. Don't Google it or anything. The Bang Bus is a pornography where some adult men in a van pay a "random lady" to have actual, real sex with them in the van while the videotape it, then they pretend to drop her off in the middle of nowhere. And people enjoy it. There's a lot wrong here. If you're looking to order something for Christmas outside the USA at TopatoCo, time is almost out! The deadline for First Class International-type shipping has passed and you gotta get Priority or Express shipping now for it to get there in time. USA, you're all still relatively safe until we say otherwise. U-S-A!
Happy birthday Brother Danny!